A Schoolhouse Rock Lesson for Hank Williams Jr.

Hank Williams Jr Yesterday on Fox News, Hank Williams Jr. got in some trouble for apparently comparing Pres. Barack Obama to Hitler, resulting in ESPN pulling his opening montage for Monday Night Football (“Are You Ready for Some Football!?”). To be fair, he actually said that Pres. Obama and House Speaker John Boehner getting together would be “like Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu.” So even though he showed great disdain for the president in the rest of the conversation, his controversial comment was more about the divide between the Democrats and Republicans. Still, he should have known that comparisons to Hitler are likely to cause problems. I cannot wait to see the “Downfall” video someone makes from this event.

Williams’s comment that provoked the most humor, though, is when he called the president and the vice-president “The Three Stooges.” So, to help Mr. Williams out with his math, today we present “3 is a Magic Number” from Schoolhouse Rock:

Schoolhouse Rock was a series of short animated musical segments that gave me a short burst of education on Saturday mornings when I was a kid. The series originally ran from 1973-1985, but the series was revived in the 1990s. The ABC series covered a range of categories, including Grammar Rock, Multiplication Rock, History Rock, and Science Rock. Several specific videos are forever etched in my memory, including “Conjunction Junction” and “How a Bill Becomes a Law.” But perhaps the one song that has had a significant life of its own among rock artists is “3 is a Magic Number.”

Schoolhouse Rock Several of the songs have been recorded by rock artists, including on this compilation CD. But “3 is a Magic Number” seems to be the one that works best outside the Schoolhouse Rock cartoons, perhaps because it is a great song and it works as an independent song about family and love. On the other hand, “Conjunction Junction” cannot be about anything besides conjunctions. “3 is a Magic Number” has been performed by Jeff Buckley, Blind Melon, the Jonas Brothers, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Jack Johnson, and De La Soul.

Now if we could just add Hank Williams Jr. to the list. “Are you ready for some math?”

What is your favorite Schoolhouse Rock song? Who would you like to hear sing it?

[Oct. 6, 2011 Update: Today ESPN announced that Hank Williams Jr. will no longer appear on Monday Night Football. Williams claims that he was the one who decided to part ways.]

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    On a driving trip in the Southeastern U.S. this summer, I wanted to take a break from the road and happened to be near Mount Airy, North Carolina, so I thought I would check out Andy Griffith’s hometown. The town promotes itself as the “real” Mayberry that inspired the fictional town in The Andy Griffith Show (1960-1968).

    As I drove into town, I was greeted by a multi-lane road with fast food, gas stations, car dealers, and similar signs of modern towns. But, once I finally arrived at the downtown area of Mount Airy, I found a charming old-fashioned downtown that reminded me of the small town in Ohio where I grew up.

    Much of the shops and restaurants are designed to capitalize on the Mayberry theme. The commercialism of Mayberry takes a little away from the charm, but one gets the sense that the Mayberry connection is what keeps many of the places in business as tourists like me come to visit. So, I cannot blame them for embracing their Mayberry heritage.

    Thelma Lou

    Just outside the Mount Airy downtown area is The Andy Griffith Museum, which opened in 2009 and has memorabilia from Andy Griffith’s career. It is a small museum, but worth a stop if you are in the area. They have the sheriff’s desk from The Andy Griffth Show. They also have the chair used by Barney Fife (Don Knotts) that was bronzed and signed by the cast as a gift for Don Knotts when he left the show.

    The best part of the museum, though, is that Betty Lynn, who played Barney’s girlfriend Thelma Lou in the series, now lives in Mount Airy and she is often at the museum to talk to fans and sign autographs. And because of some good luck, during my brief time in Mayberry, I got to meet Thelma Lou. She was very nice and willing to talk to fans. If I would have thought about it, I would have asked her about one of my favorite episodes of the show where Barney returned to the sixth season of the show to attend a reunion where he encountered Thelma Lou again. It may be the saddest episode in the series.

    Anyway, my point is that if you are in the area, it is worth visiting Mount Airy for a trip back to Mayberry, even for an afternoon. You’ll leave whistling. . .

    Thelma Lou (Betty Lynn) first appears at the beginning of this episode of The Andy Griffith Show.

    What are your favorite memories of The Andy Griffith Show? Leave a comment.

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    Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Hudson Brothers?

    Some people noticed that a current episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm contained a reference to filmmaker Renny Harlin (Die Hard 2, etc.). And others laughed at the episode’s references to Pinkberry frozen dessert, “chat-n-cuts,” and “pig parking.” But few caught that the Harlin conversation on the show also referenced the 1970s television and music stars, The Hudson Brothers.

    On the episode (“The Vow of Silence“), Tessler (Michael McKean) invited Larry David to stay at Renny Harlin’s apartment in New York, referring to his own involvement in filming “Pandemonium,” based on a “Hudson Brothers movie.” There is no Hudson Brothers movie “Pandemonium,” but McKean’s comment about the “Hudson Brothers” refers to the singing brothers who had their own television show in the 1970s and did a movie named Hysterical. Since I started writing this post, a comment on a another page clarified that “Pandemonium” was a film with Tommy Smothers, so McKean may have accidentally referenced the wrong movie. But who are the Hudson Brothers?

    Hudson Brothers Hysterical

    If you were not around in the 1970s, you may not have heard of the brothers Bill, Mark, and Brett. They started out playing music in the 1960s, had a few minor hits in the early 1970s (“So You Are a Star,” “Lonely School Year,” and “Rendezvous”). But most young Americans at the time knew the group from their two U.S. TV shows. During the summer of 1974, CBS gave a TV variety hour to the Hudsons on Wednesday nights. Variety shows were big back then, with The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour ending around that time, and Tony Orlando & Dawn then getting a variety show that year to take over the divorcing couple’s time slot. The Hudson Brothers, however, were only in prime time for the summer. Later that fall, the network moved the brothers to a half-hour show on Saturday mornings. That show, The Hudson Brothers Razzle Dazzle Show, ran for a year from September 1974 to August 1975.

    When they were sent to Saturday mornings, the humor understandably became a little more juvenile, as you can see in the opening to the Saturday show, which is available on DVD. I still remember some of the characters from the show who made me laugh, including Chucky Margolis, about a kid who never saw his parents and lived in a basement. And I was not alone in enjoying the show. Their friend John Lennon once referred to them as “The Kings of Saturday morning.”

    Here is one of their songs “So You Are a Star.” Two of the brothers performed the song more recently in 2008. Below is the original version with all three brothers.

    The above song was supposedly written for Goldie Hawn, and many Americans may only connect with the brothers’ name through actress Kate Hudson, who has genes and a last name from one of the brothers. Bill, who was married to Goldie Hawn for awhile, is Kate’s father (although unfortunately father and daughter are estranged). But The Hudson Brothers had more than their fifteen minutes of fame. Behind the scenes, they have done various music and television projects through the years. They seem to be still around and working together. Mark Hudson, who has written a number of songs including Aerosmith’s “Livin’ on the Edge,” was recently spotted in Chicago at a Beatlefest. In 2007, Bret explained how the brothers are still close even if they do not see each other all the time. And the brothers have a MySpace page.

    After the two U.S. TV series, the Hudson Brothers had a short-run series called Bonkers in the UK in 1979, and several years later the Hudsons performed in the movie that McKean probably meant to reference on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Despite my fond memories of the television show, I have not seen the  movie Hysterical (1983).

    In 2007, Brett Hudson was diagnosed with Stage Four throat cancer. He has made a serious film about an alternative to the usual American medical system. His website explains how Cher led him to the discovery of a treatment center that Hollywood knows about, but most Americans do not. The movie has a Facebook page. The most recent news I found, which was from 2009, stated the great news that Brett was found to be cancer-free. This clip from Extra tells Brett’s story and his recollection of Farah Fawcett and her struggle with cancer.

    About a year ago the brothers made a video to promote a new television show in Canada called What The?. I cannot find what happened to the show.

    Anyway, it was nice and a funny obscure reference when Michael McKean remembered The Hudson Brothers on Larry David’s show. So it gave Chimesfreedom an opportunity to recall some Hudson Brothers memories and provide a very long explanation for the Curb Your Enthusiasm reference and why I found it funny. . . in case there is anyone in the world besides me who wondered about it. How about a guest appearance of The Hudson Brothers on Curb Your Enthusiasm?

    Do you remember the Hudson Brothers? Leave a comment.

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    Although our notions of humor have changed over time and Christopher Hitchens wrote about how he never found Bob Hope funny, Hope was a persistent presence in our lives for many decades. And whether you found him hilarious or not, he somehow gave us comfort in the way he endured, whether it was in his comedies with Bing Crosby, his shows for the troops, his appearances on Johnny Carson, his hosting of the Academy Awards, or this appearance on The Muppet Show.

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